- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale!
BATHROOM
- A man has 6 items in his bathroom: toothbrush & toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, & a towel.
- The average # of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
FUTURE
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
OFFSPRING
- A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears & hopes & dreams.
- A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
1 comment:
That is so true- It's a wonder man and women even get a long :}
fun post
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